Disclaimer: This entry offers a personal political opinion on the current state of the economy of Ireland under the incompetent leadership of Brian Cowen and Brian Lenihan. Sourced from a post on politics.ie.

COWEN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE FINE GAEL.

HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,

I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.

COWEN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS
TERM.

FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED
HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

I AM GLAD I AM IRISH,

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

AND COWEN WAS A TREE.